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*Sigh*

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Hey we're just getting this set up Tony, you can wait a moment.

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What?

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We're just gonna take two Tony, if you can wait for a moment, we're just getting set up Tony.

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I ain't got all days done, I need to be back out soon now.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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General mood.

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Yeah, I mean, what we're looking for is confusion, okay? So just try to imagine what has happened, what's going on here is the reactor is facing an explosion and a possible meltdown as well, but there is an air of confusion around.

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Air of confusion, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay. So will I just riff it?

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Yep, just head straight in there and just see how it goes.

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Oi, oi. It's fucking hot in here. Did someone, someone leave the eating on? Because I'm feeling a little bit fucking radiated. How's that?

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You're going to have to go again, so if you can go again, so, but like, what we want is confusion. So basically the reactor has just exploded. We don't know, nobody knows what's going on. But you have an inclination that the atlock, you do have an inclination that the reactor has exploded.

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Right. Well, I take it. So what do you want me to be a bit happy about it? What do you want me to be?

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Well, you're definitely not happy and I think maybe, you know, you don't, you aren't as excited.

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Right, I'll take it again.

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Okay, Tony, take it again. And action.

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What the fuck is going on here then, you fucking cunts? I heard the reactor explain. I was having a little nap.

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So it's all right. It doesn't say anything about nap here, but I'm just going to throw that in.

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Yeah, Tony, you can do that. You can do that, Tony, but I mean, it needs to be in the script. It needs to be in the script as well. There's no evidence of you having to sleep or a nap when it's going on.

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Well, fuck it, I'll take it again then.

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Yeah, and no cursing, please. No curse words.

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Watcher! I'm back. I am here to oversee the reaction corps. It better be cool. It better be nice and fucking cool.

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Otherwise, I'm going to have your fucking head.

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Now, what's the temperature is the reactor core now?

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How's that? A little bit better?

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Yeah, it's good, Tony, but I mean, like, you're going to have to try and make it feel like you're in the moment because at the moment it feels as though you're just, you know, it's like you're in one of the soap operas that you started.

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I can't help that, you know, it's the way I act. It's the way I fucking act, isn't it? What's going on here? It says here there's a reactor possible explosion and you want me to...

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What do you want me to say? Am I here to smash heads or what?

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I'll go back.

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Yeah, Tony, just go for it. Just go for it. Just roll it. Roll it in your own way, okay?

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Right, here we go. Another take.

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Right. Right. Reactor. Reactor.

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Oi, oi.

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Do you recognise the face?

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Thought so.

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I'm fucking de-ack-love.

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Now, is it just me?

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Or is it getting fucking hot in this reactor?

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How's that? Is that better?

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Great, Tony. It's absolutely fantastic, Tony.

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That's probably the best one yet.

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I'm going to go again.

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I'm going to go again.

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Fucking hell.

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It's like custard dough salt in here.

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Who left the radiator on?

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How about that? Is that a good one?

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Fantastic, Tony. It's really bringing it to life as well.

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You really feel like, um...

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You really do feel like you're in Ukraine.

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And we got a great line here from our script supervisor in the chat.

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Nick Team One, Tony.

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He wants you to go with 10,000 people who used to live here.

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Now it's a ghost town.

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And we...

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Right.

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Right, right. I got that. I got that.

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And we also have, um...

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Vigendi has suggested your name is Danny D'Atlov.

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Or Danny D'Atliar.

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Danny D'Atlov.

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Danny D'Atlov.

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Danny D'At-L-L-I-R.

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Alright, let's do it.

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What's the story Jack of fucking Nori?

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It's like Costa del Sol in here.

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I heard an explosion.

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I was having a napkins, weren't I?

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Who left the heating on?

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I'll tell you that one again. Sorry about that.

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Sorry about that.

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I was having a problem now. You take your time.

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Take your time.

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Take your time.

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Louder and with more hands. Thanks so much for the tip. Thank you.

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I'm just gonna riff it out.

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I'm just gonna riff it out.

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And...

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And...

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Action.

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Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears.

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Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears.

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Oy, oy.

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It's fucking hot in this reactor.

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What's going on? We're not in the reactor, are we?

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No, we're not in the reactor. We're in the control room, Tony. We're in the control room. If you can just...

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But I love the energy. The energy was fantastic.

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And...

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And... Action.

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Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Oy!

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Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Oy!

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Watch out!

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It's fucking up in this control room, innit?

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Did someone leave the fucking eating on?

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Danny Dyatlov here.

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How you getting? How you getting on? You alright?

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Yeah, I'm here to oversee the reaction call, ain't I?

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It's a fucking nonce job this town.

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I was walking around. There's a load of fucking weirdos.

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Did something happen to them?

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It looked like they were all red.

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All their faces was fucking red.

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And there's a big fireball in the sky.

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Telling you, it's not fucking right.

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I'll see you later.

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Make sure the reaction's alright, yeah?

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Really good, Tone. Really good. I really love that line. This is a what job?

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A nonce job.

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What does that mean?

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Means the place is full of fucking wrong-uns, innit?

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A wrong-un. I like that one. What about that one? We'll go with wrong-uns.

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Wrong-uns.

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Wrong-uns.

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Wrong-uns. Okay, okay, let's go.

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Oye oye. Who's running this fucking reactor? Because I want to work with him. It's I.

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I like that one. What about that? We'll go with wrong ones?

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Wrong-uns.

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Wrong-uns. Okay, okay, let's go.

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Oi, oi! Who's running this fucking reactor? Because I want to work with him. It's hot.

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And there's a big fucking fireball in the sky. I was down the Queen Vic. We'll go again, we'll go again.

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Oi, oi! Who's running this ship? Because it's a fucking wrong-and-hole. I was just down the Nag in Pripyat, having a

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couple of bitter pints. I seen a big explosion in the sky. I came to see what was going on. Next

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thing I know, it's a fucking fireball, innit? I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it, Gav.

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Yeah, you just go again, Phil, because you've got all day. You can really have license with this. Go at it and really, really go at it and go at it hard.

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Owen Fleming, thanks so much for your tip. Can you get Tony to use some Jerry Hanna lines? Like

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he hammered the reactor and why are they so obsessed with graphite?

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We really do appreciate the tip, Owen, but there is no link there between those things. I suppose if it

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was that a man from a town in the south of Ireland playing the role, but it's not. I mean, HBO's

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Chernobyl. We're using a mainly British and Irish cast. Even the Irish actors we have, they're using

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kind of British accents as well, so it's a strange concept at the moment. So, I think we're gonna go with

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the 10,000 people. So...

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Okay, we're getting the mics are weird. Someone's saying we have to correct the microphone there. If anybody

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could confirm whether or not to... Just tell me sound good or sound bad in the thing there, please.

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In the chat. Sound good or sound bad? I don't want to waste... I don't want to waste all day here. We've got

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a few auditions to do here. We can't be wasting time here.

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Just for the record here, you're not meant to be able to hear me as well as Tony. Tony, could you just

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give us a mic check there? Oi, oi, one, two, three. How's your reactor core? Where's your reactor rods? You've been

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playing with your reactor rods too long, son. Now it's time to go home to bed. How's that? Is that okay? I mean, somebody, somebody tell us it's an echo. We don't really need... We don't care about that so much. I mean, as long as you're getting... Yeah, you can... I get the concept... Thank you.

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I'm ready. I'm ready as I'll ever be. Danny D'Atlov then, yeah. Danny D'Atlov. Yes.

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I'm thinking of a new entrance, a different kind of entrance, a better kind of a moonwalker.

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Oi, oi. How's it going, you reactor slags? I was down the nag, having a couple of bitters. I heard the mad explosion, didn't I? I got on the dog and bone. They told me someone's after fucking messing up the reaction call room, ain't they? Who did it? I want to know. I don't want to know. Nah.

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Get those reaction rods fixed. Nah. Otherwise, I'm going to take them out of the reactor and smash your cabbage in with them. Is that alright?

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Good Tony, it's a... it's a... a little bit violent. A little bit violent.

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How's about this? How's about this?

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*Sigh* Pfft! Fucking hell, it's hot in this reaction unit core control room, innit? Who's running the shit round here? My name is comrade Danny Dyatlov. And you're a bunch of fucking lemons, ain't ya? Nah. There's 50,000 people in there.

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That fucking town of Pripyat. They're about to get evacuated, innit they? Why? 'Cause you fucked it up. You fucked it up, son.

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And we're gonna go for a close there, Dan.

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You... you fucked it up.

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Where's Harry?

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You told me Harry was gonna be here. Where is he?

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Okay, town.

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Okay, town.

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Okay, town. That was... not... not really what we're after, but we can go with something like that. Let's just change here. We're gonna try and get some stills.

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Come on, please.

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Okay.

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Thanks very much.

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So it's all about the walk, innit?

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You need to have that kind of fucking reactor walk.

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It's a reaction walk.

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What's a reaction walk?

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It's like a reaction step.

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Like a reaction two step for the reactor.

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Okay, just give us a glimpse of that.

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It'd be a bit like this.

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It's like I'm walking down the parade going down the pub like this.

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Hey, tell you what, these fucking reactors are in it.

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And then you're going to go in for the clothes.

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Where's Harry?

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I heard he had something to do with the control rods.

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Really good, really.

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That's so Soviet.

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It's actually indistinguishable between British and Soviet.

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Really good.

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Really, really good.

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There's so much menace and vitriol in the delivery.

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It really fits well.

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Yeah, I know there's nothing like that in the script.

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But I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I know there's nothing like that in the script.

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But it's the way I would approach the role given half a chance.

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Do you understand?

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Okay, here we go again.

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We go again.

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Oi, Oi!

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Fucking reactors on fire, ain't it?

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Who's having a little sit down on the grass out there?

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Things fucking blowing up.

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Who left it on?

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Did someone leave it on?

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Because it's fucking blowing up, son.

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50,000 fucking reactors in this town.

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And you picked the wrong one to blow up.

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Now come here.

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You tell me.

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Who did the damage?

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And who's about to fucking pay for it?

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Really good, Tone.

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Really good.

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You're actually, you're really bringing a lot to this.

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So much now.

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It's, it's...

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We're getting in deep.

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We're getting in deep.

230
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Really good, Tone. Really good. You're actually, you're really bringing a lot to this. So much now. It's, it's, we're getting in deep. We're getting in deep. And anybody out there as well in the chat or in the, in the, in the, thanks very much for reacting on fire. Anyone who has any suggestions for lines or scenes, we are here.

231
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We are waiting.

232
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Thank you.

233
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Thank you.

234
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Thank you.

235
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Right.

236
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Right.

237
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Right.

238
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Right.

239
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Thank you.

240
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Thank you so much for your tip, Ronan. And React is on fire. Thank you so much. Ronan says, Tony's going to be on I'm a Celeb in six years time. Okay, Antoinette in the chat says, need some range, Tone. Range. You and some fucking range. I'll give you range.

241
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I'll do a bit of expli- what character expli- exploration? Alright, sand sand, alright, let's have a look, let's have a look, let's have a look.

242
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:42,200
Right, right, okay, okay. Oi, stop what you're doing for a minute. Got a bit of bad news, yeah?

243
00:24:42,200 --> 00:25:11,200
Yeah. Fucking reactor's on fire. It's burning down. It's gonna be a meltdown.

244
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It's gonna be a nuclear meltdown. It's gonna be a fucking meltdown, you mug. Great town, really good. You nailed it. Absolutely nailed it.

245
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Ted Strange, thanks so much for the tip there, Ted Strange. More intense, more feeling. People are loving the feeling tone.

246
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I knew they would. I knew they would. I knew, it's all about how you channel it, innit? It's not about being cock of the walk, tip-top. Tip-top, Terry. It's about being able to show your range.

247
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Now, let's have a little look again.

248
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Right, here we go.

249
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And action.

250
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Right. So we're sitting, we're sitting.

251
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:45,280
Okay, we're gonna scratch that. We're gonna go take two again.

252
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:56,080
Right. Stick the fucking kettle on. We're gonna be here for a long night. What?

253
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Fucking reactor's blown up, ain't it? We're fucked. I'll tell you that again. Sorry, we'll tell you that again.

254
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:17,120
Right. You. Stick the kettle on. You. Get down the shop and buy some biscuits. It's gonna be a long fucking night, gents. Why? Reactor's on fire, ain't it? I'm Danny Diatlov.

255
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:29,840
And I'm here to make sure the nuclear core is not gonna fucking melt down. But, turns out, it's already melting down. But, we can't admit that to ourselves. Why? Because we're Soviets, yeah?

256
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If we fuck up now, we're all for the chop. So let's stay put, stay here, and fucking do the job until the job gets done, until the morning. Because if the job don't get done, he's never gonna get done.

257
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:59,280
Do you understand that? I've been in this job since I was yay high. A little boy. Shouldn't have been doing it.

258
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:23,280
Okay, take that again, Tone. We need to take that again. And we take it again just from, uh, from little boy.

259
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I'm gonna take it from the top. I don't do it like that. It's the way I roll, innit? I'm gonna take it from the top.

260
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Ba-ba.

261
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:55,280
Right. Stick the fucking kettle on. You. Poindexter. Get down the shop and get a pack of custard creams. It's gonna be a long night, gents. Tell you why.

262
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Some fucking ballooner is after leaving the fucking reactor on. It's exploded, yeah? And then everyone in Pripyat's fucking running around like lulah cakes.

263
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:16,640
We're staying here. We're staying here. We're staying here until the reactor is quenched. Is that alright? Does the reactor get quenched? Does the reactor get quenched?

264
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:28,320
No, there's actually no... You can't quenched your reactor. It's... It's a complete chaos. Like, you know, once it... Once it explodes, it explodes.

265
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,320
God.

266
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:39,000
God. Can we do something with graphite? Because one of the main features of the explosion of the core was a lot of graphite.

267
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:50,760
Right, it says 3.6 Ranganad there. Not great. Not fucking terrible either. Another thing,

268
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does anyone have their recording of the match from last night? I fucking missed it didn't

269
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I? West Ham. West Ham. Not great.

270
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:17,860
Not the best though, I mean football doesn't really come into it at all. Also we're more closer to Kiev.

271
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Kiev, alright alright. Oi oi. Anyone see the fucking Dynamo Kiev game last night? Fucking hammered them didn't they? So yes, that new kid did sign. Japanese fella.

272
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:48,720
Taiyamoto, fucking wonder kid. Boosh. Sup corner. What? The reaction is on fire. The fucking reactor is on fire lads. Come on we've got to go.

273
00:30:48,720 --> 00:31:00,720
What? No leaving? I mean that's the first thing, first fucking thing I'd do if I was in a reactor and it exploded. I'd be out the fucking door.

274
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:12,720
Yeah, you can't, I mean that doesn't happen.

275
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't, I mean that doesn't happen.

276
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And... action.

277
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Right boys and girls.

278
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:55,720
Comrade Danny Dyatlov here, at your pleasure. You. Stick the kettle on. You. Get down the shop and get a pack of custard creams and 40 fucking silk cut purple.

279
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Next thing's next. Reactors explode, innit? It's fucking hot. We need to make sure it's alright in here. First things first. See these TV screens. You. Make, make one of them show the fucking... Ah, fuck it. I fucked it up. I fucked it up. Sorry. Sorry.

280
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:30,720
It's okay, Tone. Just don't worry about it. You're actually, you're overthinking it, Tone. You're overthinking it and you need to just roll with the blow.

281
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Captain, Captain Sack, thank you very much. And 3.6, Rompkin, thank you so much.

282
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,720
Okay, I'm going in again.

283
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,720
How's it going, Paul and Dexter's right? We're fucking fucked.

284
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,720
Sorry for tagging.

285
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,720
Okay, we're in the right pickle.

286
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,720
I beg your pardon.

287
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,720
Fucking hell. I was just outside there. There's a fucking fireboard in the sky.

288
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,720
Anyone, can anyone get the match on the, one of these fucking screens here? Dynamo Key have a plane.

289
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,720
They've got that new kid from Japan.

290
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,720
Miyamoto.

291
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:23,720
Top corner.

292
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:24,720
Boosh.

293
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,720
Right.

294
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,720
Who's got the reactor rods?

295
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720
Because we don't know who's fucking got them.

296
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,720
They're actually exploding. There's a load of graphite out there as well.

297
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,720
I'll tell you. There's enough graphite out there to make a million pencils with.

298
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,720
We need to, we need to get a helicopter over that chimney right away.

299
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,720
Otherwise, place is going to go fucking poo. Already has. Already has.

300
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,720
Not great, not terrible.

301
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:02,720
Not great, not terrible.

302
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,720
Not great, not terrible.

303
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,720
But, we need to get a little bit of a gun.

304
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

305
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

306
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

307
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

308
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:35,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

309
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

310
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

311
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

312
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

313
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

314
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

315
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

316
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

317
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

318
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

319
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

320
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

321
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

322
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,720
We need to get a little bit of a gun.

323
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:54,720
We want to get the footy on that TV screen there.

324
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,720
Dynamo Kia about to kick off in an hour.

325
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,720
And I've got a spread bit on.

326
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720
Next thing's next.

327
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,720
Someone get a fucking brew on.

328
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,720
We're going to be here all night by the looks of things.

329
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:09,720
Turns out, message comes from top down.

330
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,720
We're not leaving this place until we've put the fire out.

331
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:18,720
Also, it looks like it could be one of the worst disasters mankind has ever seen.

332
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,720
Don't worry about it.

333
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,720
We're going to keep together.

334
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,720
This is going to be like the Blitz.

335
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,720
Oh, this is going to be like the Blitz all over again, innit?

336
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:32,720
We're going to stick together and we're going to go down with the ship.

337
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,720
Sounds bad to you and me.

338
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,720
It is bad.

339
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,720
Next thing's next.

340
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,720
Who's got a reaction?

341
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,720
I want someone to put a reaction video up on there.

342
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,720
Someone who's reacting to the meltdown online live now.

343
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:51,720
What do you mean this is 1984 and there's no reaction videos?

344
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,720
What do you mean this is not 1984, it's 1986 probably?

345
00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:06,720
You mean, you mean to fucking tell me they didn't have YouTube in fucking, in 1986?

346
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:16,720
The one, you mean to tell me there was no live stream reactions or reaction gifs to the Chernobyl disaster?

347
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,720
We're living in the Chernobyl disaster.

348
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,720
We're fucking living.

349
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,720
I am.

350
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,720
Tell you something, son.

351
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,720
You're on borrowed time, sunshine, ain't ya?

352
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720
You're on fucking borrowed time, son.

353
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,720
Because this reactor's gone tits up.

354
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,720
This reactor's gone tits up, son.

355
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,720
Great, great, great, great, Tony.

356
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,720
All good.

357
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,720
Just keep it going.

358
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,720
Keep it going.

359
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,720
The reactor has gone tits up.

360
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:33,720
Bobby Shevchenko, thanks.

361
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,720
And mutated Savloid.

362
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:35,720
Thanks very much.

363
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:47,920
up this reactor's gone tits up son great great great Tony all good just keep it keep it going keep it going the reactor has gone tits up

364
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:53,120
Bobby Shevchenko thanks and mutated Savaloy thanks very much

365
00:36:53,120 --> 00:37:22,720
Oi Oi Savaloy are you listening to me are you listening to me you you fucking Russian doll I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna take it again gonna take it again and we're not in Russia we're in we're in the Ukraine listen to me Savaloy by the time I'm done with you you're gonna look like one of them little Ukrainian dolls ain't ya

366
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,220
I said doesn't make sense I'll come back again

367
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:51,340
Oi Oi I was just down the Vic for a knees up I heard a big Barney Baloober I stand outside the door I can see the fucking reactors gone up up in it

368
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:55,240
so fucking fifth of November Guy Fawkes

369
00:37:55,240 --> 00:38:07,780
I think God blow your nose like at least not your knuckle

370
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:09,780
*Sigh*

371
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,780
Comrade, thank you very much for your dip.

372
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,780
*Sigh*

373
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:40,780
Who left the gas on in the fucking reactor?

374
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:48,780
It's not even freezing out there and you tell me you left the fucking gas on and it's gone tits up.

375
00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:50,780
The reactor's gone tits up son.

376
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,780
Who did it?

377
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,780
We wanna know and we wanna know right now.

378
00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:02,780
Cause we're not fucking leaving this reactor until I get a reaction out of one of you.

379
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:04,780
Or you.

380
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:06,780
Jamie.

381
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,780
Danny Dyatlov here.

382
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:16,780
I didn't work my bollocks off 20 years to get a top job inside this fucking reactor.

383
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,780
Only to see you fucking lemon heads screw it up.

384
00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:22,780
So where's the plutonium?

385
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,780
Who's done the job on the graphite outside?

386
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,780
And when's the fire engine gonna arrive?

387
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:34,780
Cause it's fucking burning up and here's that cost of those solar summing.

388
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,780
Do you hear me?

389
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:40,780
Really good tone.

390
00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,780
Really taking it to another level.

391
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,780
Really good tone.

392
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:44,780
Really taking it to another level.

393
00:39:44,780 --> 00:40:10,620
*Fuckling*

394
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:14,060
Fucking hell! Brass monkeys out there!

395
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:20,460
I was just down the rats tits and we were having a few jars of uh... I'll tell you that again.

396
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:25,460
*Fuckling*

397
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:36,780
Oi Oi! I was down the rat and whistle! Oh the big Barney Baloo bar! Went outside the pub, have a look in the sky. Big massive mushroom cloud innit? Who did the mushroom?

398
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,980
*Fuckling*

399
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:46,380
*Fuckling* Either the reactors exploded or someone had fucking beans for dinner. And I don't think it was the latter.

400
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:54,780
*Fuckling*

401
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,780
*Fuckling*

402
00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:03,180
*Fuckling*

403
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:05,180
*Fuckling*

404
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:07,180
*Fuckling*

405
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:11,580
*Fuckling*

406
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,580
*Fuckling*

407
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:15,580
*Fuckling*

408
00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:23,980
*Fuckling*

409
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:25,980
*Fuckling*

410
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:32,980
Right, right, right, right, right.

411
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,980
Right, right, right.

412
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:51,980
Okay, Ukrainian, Ukrainian, Ukrainian.

413
00:41:51,980 --> 00:42:05,980
I just had to come all the way out to this fucking reactor and leave my pint down the rat and whistle.

414
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:12,980
Apparently, one of you bodgers and badgers is after fucking mashing up the reaction core.

415
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:23,980
Nah, no one gets out of this fucking control room until we've learnt who did the darny damage.

416
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:29,980
Darny damage, that doesn't make sense. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. We'll take it again. Take it again.

417
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,980
Right, okay, okay.

418
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:35,980
Don't worry, town. You're doing a great job.

419
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,980
What? Watcher.

420
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,980
What? Watcher.

421
00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,980
Danny Dyatlov here. I'm not happy.

422
00:42:44,980 --> 00:43:02,980
What? Watcher. Danny Dyatlov here. I'm not happy.

423
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:25,980
I was just down the rat and whistle in Pripyat. Having a nice pint of bitter. And I heard a bit of Barney Beluba outside. Explosion. Pow! I walked outside, don't I?

424
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:36,980
And it seems like one of you fucking lemon cakes is after fucking blowing up the reactor.

425
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:50,980
You wanted a reaction, son. You were about to get the heaviest fucking reaction you've ever reacted to.

426
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:57,980
Now who's making the fucking tea?

427
00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:13,980
Nailed it, Tom. Really good, Tom. It feels like you're getting there as well. It feels like you're really living up to it. Which is what we want to do. It's really what we want to do.

428
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:43,380
Danny Dyatlov with the three-euro tip. Let's hear Danny explain himself in the courts talking about Zenon pits and the like. Okay, bear with me there, folks. We got this courtroom scene back up. We're going to be just two seconds. We'll be back with you in a moment.

429
00:44:43,380 --> 00:45:13,360
Thank you.

430
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:43,340
Thank you.

431
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,340
Thank you.

432
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340
Thank you.

433
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340
Thank you.

434
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340
Thank you.

435
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340
Thank you.

436
00:45:45,340 --> 00:46:15,320
Thank you.

437
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:45,300
Thank you.

438
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,300
Thank you.

439
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,300
Thank you.

440
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,300
Thank you.

441
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:56,600
Okay, Tom, what we got is we got a courtroom scene. You're just going to have to sit where your mark is there. You see the mark?

442
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:58,400
Yeah.

443
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:11,800
Stand right there. You can maybe explain to the judge what went wrong. We do have a script note from Danny Dyatlov. Let's hear Danny explain himself in court talking about the Zenon pits.

444
00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:24,860
Zenon pits. Zenon pits. Zenon. We just, uh... We just see your mark there, please.

445
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:35,960
Oh, bye, yeah. About there. About there. About there.

446
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,960
Okay.

447
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:37,960
Okay.

448
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:37,960
Okay.

449
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Okay.

450
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Okay.

451
00:47:39,960 --> 00:48:09,940
How's it going, you honor? You all right? Look, we didn't have a fucking dickie, but

452
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:39,920
didn't I hear about that reactor. All I know is there are a couple of fucking Zenon monkeys down the pit. They did a botch job on a uranium shaft pipe, didn't they? Next thing I know, I'm in the rat and whistle. All I hear is a kaboom. Top corner. I step outside the pub. I nick the bitter. Step right aside. Fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. Now I know

453
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,960
it's bad because it's night time you ain't even meant to be seen smoking at night so that's when

454
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:52,160
I knew that's when I knew fucking shit's gone tits up next thing I know I'm in the back of a cab

455
00:48:52,160 --> 00:49:02,000
bombing it no pun intended all the way down to the Chernobyl reactor I get inside off the butt off

456
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:09,440
those ladies are asleep one of them is watching Dynamo Kiev they had a new kid on loan from Yokohama

457
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:23,000
Miyamoto top corner mental I say look what's happened why are you asleep one geese comes up to me and said

458
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:32,240
do you know Johnny Lemon he's after making Zenon go fly fly in the sky I said you what son he said

459
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,340
indeed I said listen mate

460
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:45,800
fucking Brezhnev ain't gonna like this

461
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:56,780
really good Tom really good we don't know I don't think Brezhnev had anything to do with it though

462
00:49:56,780 --> 00:50:04,220
who was running the shot back then was it Stalin Stalin

463
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:08,300
was it Stalin or was it Brezhnev

464
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:16,760
Anyone out there in the chat, can you tell us who it was who was running the Soviet shop?

465
00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:19,800
Brezhnev or Stalin?

466
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,080
Gorbachev.

467
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,180
Alright, Gorbachev.

468
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:22,520
Alright.

469
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,400
Okay, Tom, we're going to go for another take.

470
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:36,260
And also, what we need, is there anybody in the chat there who can suggest what the charges are?

471
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:46,380
I mean, we did have Danny Dyatlov saying to talk about Zenon pits, but we don't really have any information on Zenon pits.

472
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,080
We don't know.

473
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,580
Vladimir Lenin, was he?

474
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,420
I don't know.

475
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:54,780
Dan?

476
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,880
No, Dan have nightmares.

477
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,180
I fucking forgot about that.

478
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,640
That's a great shout.

479
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,800
That's a great shout in the chat there.

480
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,200
Fifth degree murder.

481
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,160
Alright, alright, okay.

482
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:11,960
Friday, yeah.

483
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:12,560
Frazzled.

484
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,440
Fucking, the whole thing was fucking frazzled, didn't it?

485
00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,580
Comrades, how you doing?

486
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,160
Yeah, Danny Dyatlov on trial.

487
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,900
How you getting on?

488
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,840
Look, I'm here to explain what went down in Chernobyl.

489
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:32,600
It was like fucking frazzled rock.

490
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,200
And I don't say that lightly.

491
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,260
I'm Dan the fucking rat and whistle, having a pint of bitter's arms.

492
00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:47,240
Fuck that off, sorry.

493
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,380
What's a bitter name?

494
00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:56,320
What's a good bitter name?

495
00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:00,100
You're overthinking it.

496
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:01,880
You're overcomplicating it right now.

497
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:38,540
Oi oi, how's it going? Sorry we're going more. Come on we're staying. Danny Dyatlov here on trial for fifth degree murder. You might be looking at me and saying yeah, fifth degree murder.

498
00:52:38,540 --> 00:53:05,680
Tell you what, I had fifth degree burns after that. I don't think you know what I'm on about because none of you were there. You didn't feel what it was like inside that frazzled rock. I was having a nice quiet pint of bitter down the rat and whistle and then kaboom. All of a sudden I see a fucking mushroom cloud outside.

499
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:19,120
I knew it was bad because you ain't meant to see clouds at night. I step outside. I could taste metal in the head didn't I? I knew it was time to get down to Chernobyl.

500
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:31,400
So I called a cab and we were fucking flying it. On the way there, the cabbie's saying to me, "What's going on, Danny? What's going on?"

501
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:48,400
I said, "Don't fucking mention anything. Don't mention the war. It's going to be like the Blitz again. We're going to be staying in close proximity to each other while shit goes down." Sorry, I fucked it up. I'm sorry.

502
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:56,400
Don't worry, Danny. You're getting closer. You just need to do a little bit more better.

503
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:18,400
Come on, Westheim! Comrades! Commander!

504
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,400
Commander!

505
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,400
My name is Danny Dyatlov.

506
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:32,400
And I was in control of the control room that night. The reactor went frazzle.

507
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:59,400
When it first happened, I was down the rat and whistle having a pint of bitter, weren't I? Granted, I shouldn't have been there. But I heard kaboosh. And I left outside. I looked up into the sky. And it was like fucking World War fucking three, wasn't it?

508
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,400
I said, "Get me a cab."

509
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:17,400
I said, "Get me a cab." We need to get down to the reaction unit. And we need to get down to there yesterday."

510
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:34,400
So I get inside. It was like a little razzle dazzle in there. It was frazzling. And it was fucking hotter than the sun. So I go up to the reaction room.

511
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:47,400
I'm just like, "I'm sorry." I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

512
00:55:49,400 --> 00:56:15,440
Okay, we want to take it in a different direction. I think you're thinking too much about it. What we want you to do is just describe your path to the night. Just like also, it's not your responsibility that these people, it wasn't your responsibility, but the other people have caused the reaction to melt down. Just like play it off, water off the dust's back. I think that's the saying, that's the phrase, right?

513
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:39,100
Right. Okay, Tony, Tony Hamlet, Tony Hamlet, you're Tony Hamlet. Come on, come on, Tony. Right, this is the way I walk up to the stand. I'm on trial for fifth degree murder.

514
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:50,100
Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears.

515
00:56:50,420 --> 00:57:03,480
Right, I'm on trial. Fifth degree murder. How are you getting on? I didn't fucking do it, did I? I was down the round whistle, having a jar, and then kabloosh.

516
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:20,600
Big fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. I looks out the window, I was like, fucking hell. We need to get down to that fucking chenobolisk, and we need to get down there now. Otherwise the graphite's gonna send everyone into the sky. Heaven.

517
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:47,320
You might not believe in heaven. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you what. I fucking believe in hell. After seeing that. The shit I seen there that night. Chernobyl. That'll haunt me for the rest of my years, son.

518
00:57:51,320 --> 00:58:20,380
I got... fucking hell, fucking hell. You see that shit in Chernobyl? Who? Who? That shit'll haunt me for the rest of my life, son. I got in the back of the cab. He was piling it. He was piling it. 90 miles an hour he was doing.

519
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:50,100
It was the night Dynamo Kiev were gonna win the cup. They just signed that Japanese kid, Tamagotchi. Fucking wonder kid on loan from Yoko Chouko. Top corner. I got into the Chernobyl obelisk. The whole place had been top cornered.

520
00:58:50,100 --> 00:59:13,540
The whole place had been top cornered by a gang of fucking mugs. I said where's Frank? Where's Pat? Where's Terry? They were all in the fucking social room playing Scrabble and chess. Turns out they'd left the fucking gas on.

521
00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:46,340
If I could rewind the clock I would. If I could fucking go back in time. Get rid of this nightmare. Yeah? I fucking would. That place turned into an absolute fucking souffle. And every poor fucking Tom Dick and Harry who went in there.

522
00:59:46,340 --> 01:00:10,340
Got frazzled. Frazzled rock. But that shit won't on me. That stuff that went down in Chernobylisk. Don't want on me, Gov.

523
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:17,780
Don't have nightmares.

524
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:17,780
Don't have nightmares.

525
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,780
guys?

526
01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,780
*claps*

527
01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,780
*claps*

528
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:27,780
Really good talent, so good, so good.

529
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:29,780
Alright.

530
01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,780
Really good, chills, chilling stuff, really nice, really, really captured yourself.

531
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:37,780
And, uh, like, where did you pull that out of?

532
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,780
I don't know, man.

533
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,780
Just do it, I'm doing it.

534
01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:45,780
Sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got

535
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,780
I was talking about the game.

536
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,780
I was talking about that.

537
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:09,780
I thought I was not back.

538
01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:11,780
I thought I was back.

539
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,780
Okay guys, that's it for today.

540
01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:23,780
We might have more later.

541
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,780
Thanks very much for tuning in.

542
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:29,780
More auditions for Chernobyl another time.

543
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,780
Thanks so much for tuning in.

544
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:35,780
This is the director here coming to you live.

545
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,780
I'm asked for more.

546
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,780
Thanks so much.

547
01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,780
Tone, do you have any words?

548
01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:45,780
Yeah, I'd say a big thanks.

549
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:49,780
I'd like to say a big thanks to everyone in there.

550
01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:51,780
We're watching this show.

551
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,780
We're watching this show.

552
01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:55,780
We're watching this show.

553
01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:57,780
Done it my best.

554
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,780
See you later.

555
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:01,780
See you later.

556
01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:03,780
I'm going to be watching this show.

557
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558
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559
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560
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561
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562
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563
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564
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565
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566
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567
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